apples

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:

How do you like them apples!?

by Balfdor December 11, 2006

apples

A shortened version of apples and pears, which is cockneyrhyming slang for stairs.

"Let's run up the apples to bed then, shall we?"

by fatmatt January 24, 2005

apples

Australian Slang for good

"She's apples" or "It's apples"

by MichaelS December 28, 2005

apples

Slang term for breasts.

Hey sexy, nice apples!

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

apples

Stairs. From the cockney rhyming slang Apples and Pears = stairs

Get up the apples its well past your bed time you lady!

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

apples

A metaphor for boobs.

Those are some big apples!

I like apples, you like bananas.

by frabrizio November 17, 2016

apples

apples are unhealthy for you.
over consumption may lead to death.

Patricia had apples everyday and eventually died.
When examined for cause of death, they found a high level of apples and a neighbor had also seen Patricia eatting an apple the morning of the death.

by Dr Rosenburg XIXVIXX December 30, 2009