smiltch

Smiltch. It’s not a brand. It’s a life style.

Go check Smiltch out on TikTok.

Smiltch made some sick videos last week!!!

by Smiltch November 29, 2021

Smitch

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Siltchy

An adjective for someone/something that either smells like a rotten vagina, looks like shit, and/or tastes like a soft boiled fetal duck.

Guy 1: Dude, Henry is so siltchy. It's disgusting.
Girl 2: I know right. I'd never date someone as siltchy as him.

by swagmaster22222 December 6, 2012

smitchy

More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...

Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...

by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010

smitch

Thinking about or sleeping on an idea

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"

by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021

The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.

You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!

by Chris337 December 16, 2008

Smilch

A noun describing someone who's less than or weak

That man is a SMILCH dress like a smilch

by ricorock2048 November 10, 2018