smoist

adj., contraction; somewhat moist, super moist, startlingly moist, sickeningly moist

1. These muffins are the smoistest I've ever eaten.
2. Easy killer, you're making me smoist.

by HipCzeck May 1, 2011

smoist

When someone is "so moist", a combination of so and moist.

That guy is smoist he won't even have another shot of liquor.

by Deveraux12 October 22, 2011

Shoista

A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.

Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.

by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021

Shmoist

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

soistit

when you are hot, sweaty and angry due to weather work and walking

I was bare soistit after banking de dollarz

by MikeRITE June 23, 2012

smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.

The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.

by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

Smostly

A mixture of sometimes and mostly

I’m always silly and smostly awakey

by Carlos manifesto January 26, 2019