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When someone is "so moist", a combination of so and moist.
That guy is smoist he won't even have another shot of liquor.
smoist by Deveraux12 October 22, 2011
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A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.
Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.
Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021
not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.
Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010
when you are hot, sweaty and angry due to weather work and walking
I was bare soistit after banking de dollarz
soistit by MikeRITE June 23, 2012
A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.
The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.
smointy by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009
I’m always silly and smostly awakey
Smostly by Carlos manifesto January 26, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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