Smolt 

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.

Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.

Smolt by Martizzle May 27, 2006

Smolt 

The action of one lighting their penis on fire, typically by using a form of lighter fluid or gasoline, in the effort to burn off ones pubic hairs, rather than shaving.

"My penis was like a forest, but after a round of smolting it was all gone!"

Smolt by Clxotn May 11, 2024

Smolt 

The act of one lighting their own genitals on fire in the act to remove their pubic hairs, rather than the traditional shaving.

"Yeah, I smolted yesterday."

"How is it healing?"

"Its gone."

Smolt by Clxotn May 15, 2024

Douche Smolt 

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

Douche Smolt by The_JDH July 24, 2009

Smollett 

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

Smollett by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett 

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smol pp 

You are tiny lol

Me: Hey John, you have a smol pp
John: Fuck you

Smol pp by Itz_double_A_2 January 14, 2021