Smolt

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.
Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.
by Martizzle May 23, 2006
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Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
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Smolt

The action of one lighting their penis on fire, typically by using a form of lighter fluid or gasoline, in the effort to burn off ones pubic hairs, rather than shaving.
"My penis was like a forest, but after a round of smolting it was all gone!"
by Clxotn May 11, 2024
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Smolt

The act of one lighting their own genitals on fire in the act to remove their pubic hairs, rather than the traditional shaving.
"Yeah, I smolted yesterday."

"How is it healing?"

"Its gone."
by Clxotn May 15, 2024
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