Smolt
The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.
Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.
High Schoolers.
Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.
High Schoolers.
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Smolt
The action of one lighting their penis on fire, typically by using a form of lighter fluid or gasoline, in the effort to burn off ones pubic hairs, rather than shaving.
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Smolt
The act of one lighting their own genitals on fire in the act to remove their pubic hairs, rather than the traditional shaving.
Douche Smolt
A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
Douche Smolt by The_JDH July 24, 2009
Smollett
Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.
You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
Smollett
... disambiguation... (see Drama )
To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.
"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."
Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.
"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."
Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.
I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.
She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.
She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019