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Adulthood 

When you start not being able to do fun things because you gotta go to work all day, every day
My friend: "wanna go to the bar and get wasted?"

Me: "sorry buddy gotta go to work tomorrow and don't wanna be hungover"
My friend: "are you trying out this lame thing called adulthood?"
Adulthood by itsthislady December 26, 2016
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Adulthood 

2008 sequel to Kidulthood, starring Noel Clarke as the main character.

Follows Sam Peel's release from prison with several flashbacks to when he was in jail. Basically he gets attacked by the person he killed friends, and he has to escape their revenge. If you want the whole story which I'm too lazy to type, do what everyone else does: either watch the movie, or look it up.
Dude1: Whats the sequel to Kidulthood?

Dude2: Adulthood you commie! Can't believe you forgot that!
Adulthood by Jeet0411 June 2, 2010

Adulthood 

puberty stabilizing
i have to fill this in
ok adulthood
Adulthood by peter‽ July 23, 2022

Adulthood 

When you stop pooping and peeing and start shitting and pissing
After taking the biggest shit of my life, I realized i entered adulthood
Adulthood by Sergej412 December 9, 2023

Adulthood Trauma

The resistance to accepting adult responsibility resulting in tendencies to procrastinate, blame others and redirect criticism.

Those who suffer from Adulthood Trauma reference and retain only negative memories, which contributes to their negative attitude.
"I asked her to do the dishes and she said she thought my 4 year old son had already did them. That broad suffers from adulthood trauma."

young adulthood

Time in which you receive your first hair down there.
You know Steve he finally hit young adulthood.
young adulthood by wolffman21 November 29, 2016

early adulthood 

Early Adulthood: This stage extends from 20-30 years. As an adult, the individual takes a firmer place in society, usually holding a job, contributing to community and maintaining a family/care of offspring.
The twenties and thirties are often thought of as early adulthood.
early adulthood by ItJustSoHappens February 15, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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