smegmalian 

A person, male or female, that never washes their love- thing which causes it to be caked in smeg and it therefore issues a vile cheese stench transforming them into a smegmailian.

''Darling'' , said my wife,''that tramp has not had a bath for many a long month, his cock must be rancid'' ''Yes dear , he is a Smegmalian''

smegmalian by blorkes December 14, 2008

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegmalicious 

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.

Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!

smegmalicious by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

Smegmalomania

To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.

Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

Smegmalomania by poo poo pants December 19, 2008

smegmalicious 

being foul, putrid and/or physically having the same appeal as the smegma secreted in human mammalia genitalia.

That Amy Winehouse is plain smegmalicious

smegmalicious by msfuckface April 26, 2011

smegmalith 

Mythical structure. A huge tower or monolith constructed entirely out of penis cheese. The possibility of its actual existence has been discussed in many an asinine debate amongst social circles whose activities revolve largely around the expansion of the mind by foreign substance.

"Behold, the smegmalith of legend. Fear not its godlike stature or life-taking effluvium"

smegmalith by T-Wrex December 15, 2008

Smegmational 

adjective-

A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.

The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.

Smegmational by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011