Smegmalomania

To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.

Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

by poo poo pants December 19, 2008

Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Smegalomaniac

A psychological condition characterized by real or imagined super-human power to seduce women.

Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT May 7, 2011