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Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019
The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.
That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.
Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.
Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Smegmalodon 

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese
Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon
Smegmalodon by Geophphphph April 10, 2021

Smegladon 

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell
Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon
Smegladon by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020