dickcheese

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"

by - August 04, 2002

dickcheese

A Male's penis layered in a thick cheesey substance. Sometimes the cause of engaging in sexual activity with a cheese pizza.

"Cheese! It's what's for dinner!"

by Richard Mozzarella June 09, 2005

dickcheese

The true flavor of a man. Face it anyone can smell like soap. Take it from the load cheese himself. The girls will go wild for your discusting little culture!

Human headcheese yogart. Cultured under the dampness of an unwashed penis. Filled with the finest dairy products available.

by Cheezyone! January 07, 2003

dickcheese

Jews don't get it.. Because their dick is severed at childbirth.. Who the fuck severes your fucking wang at childbirth?
What sick fucks are these people?
Hitler was right to wanna take 'em out.

Jews'll never have quality dickcheese like "the rest of us".

by Aqualung April 11, 2005

Dickcheese

Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.

Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.

by Colonel666 January 27, 2017

DickCheese

When someone has an uncircumcised penis and there is cheese inside of the foreskin and when you get a blowjob she sucks the cheese out

I was getting head and she didn’t know she was getting the dickcheese

by The secret butt hole October 16, 2019

Dickcheese

-insult
1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.

1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."

2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."

3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."

4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."

by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006