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smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

Stepmania 

Noun. A kick-ass computer version of the kick-ass arcade game known as Dance Dance Revolution, or DDR by some of the better players. Especially popular with those who can't--through some reason or another--play DDR but enjoy the game nonetheless. The arrow keys of the keyboard replace the pad, unless one owns a pad which they can plug into their CPU's.
Ex. 1:
A: "Dude, let's go to the arcade and play some DDR!"
B: "Can't, man. I'm broke. Wanna go play some Stepmaina at my house instead?"

Ex. 2:
A girl who cannot play DDR because she is wheelchair-bound will often own a copy of Stepmania on her computer to get in on the action.
Stepmania by SaturnAngel November 14, 2003

Stepmania 

A Dance Dance Revolution (aka DDR, a four-panel dance game) emulator game that has been ported onto several computer platforms, including Windows, Linux, Macintosh and the Apple iPod (via iPod Linux). Gameplay is similar to DDR, where colored arros scroll up from the bottom of the screen and the player must press the corresponding arrow key (or number pad key) when it reaches gray, static arrows called the Step Zone.
Files for the game (called stepfiles) are user-made, and include a .sm (StepMania's native file format) or .dwi (Dance With Intensity's native file format), a sound file (usually mp3 or ogg) and usually a set of graphics for the background and select screen banner. Some programs, including Dancing Monkeys, have been made in a attempt to make stepfile creation automatic, but files created by these programs are universally accepted as CF (or crap file, a reference to what began as a inside joke about Cobalt Flux metal pads, which are known by their high quality).
StepMania can also emulate Pump It Up (PiU, five panels arranged in a cross-shaped pattern) and ParaParaParadise (PPP, five arrows arranged in the forward, left, right, up-left and up-right positions). The StepMania codebase was used as the source for In The Groove (ITG), a four-panel dance game infamous for its competition with DDR. ITG is now owned by Konami, the producer of DDR, due to a recent lawsuit against Roxor, the producer of ITG.
Hey, I just finished my stepfile for StepMania!
Stepmania by Mr. Finnigan November 23, 2006

Smegnanamous 

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.
I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.
Smegnanamous by Davedale August 12, 2019