smegmalith 

Mythical structure. A huge tower or monolith constructed entirely out of penis cheese. The possibility of its actual existence has been discussed in many an asinine debate amongst social circles whose activities revolve largely around the expansion of the mind by foreign substance.

"Behold, the smegmalith of legend. Fear not its godlike stature or life-taking effluvium"

smegmalith by T-Wrex December 15, 2008

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegmalicious 

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.

Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!

smegmalicious by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

smegmalicious 

being foul, putrid and/or physically having the same appeal as the smegma secreted in human mammalia genitalia.

That Amy Winehouse is plain smegmalicious

smegmalicious by msfuckface April 26, 2011

Smegmaitis 

When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis

Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis

Smegmaitis by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

smegmalian 

A person, male or female, that never washes their love- thing which causes it to be caked in smeg and it therefore issues a vile cheese stench transforming them into a smegmailian.

''Darling'' , said my wife,''that tramp has not had a bath for many a long month, his cock must be rancid'' ''Yes dear , he is a Smegmalian''

smegmalian by blorkes December 14, 2008