National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fascistic police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").
Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.
by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003
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Fox News = propaganda to scare ignorant people into voting Republican.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Sensationlist trash channel. State media dumbed down so even Dubya can understand it.
Fox News tries blame everything on liberals, and all its arguments could be defeated by a 7th grader.
by Devin March 24, 2005
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A member of the Corporate News Media consortium, which includes the BBC, CNN (Blatantly named, "Corporate News Network"), ABC, (MS)NBC, CTV (Canada), Sky Networks, and others, especially subordinates of News Corp of which Fox is a part. Fox News uses the motto, "Fair & Balanced", when the constant barrage of editorial segments broadcast each day prove the network to be anything but.

The New York arm of Fox News is the most infamous, featuring such figures as Bill O'Reilly & Sean Hannity in the evenings, Don Imus, Megyn Kelly in the "objective news part of the day", Eric Bolling (former Oil Industry stock broker) on the newly instated program 'The Five', and even a petulant child in the body of a man named Neil Cavuto, the latter of whom is a top executive in the network and an obnoxious voice against any economic policy that could restore North America's domestic economic strength.
Bill O'Reilly is one of the commentators on the program. While he used to be a journalist in his younger days, and had a tabloid news program on CBS, his entire stint at Fox News has been nothing but a giant insult to journalism today.

Ratings is one of the only defenses Fox News can rely on when other media figures, regardless of their scope in the global media emporium, call them out on their deceptive tactics.
by Grizmondus October 17, 2011
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A piece of crap "news" program that is overly Republican. Only stupid people watch it.
Glenn Beck "Thank you for watching Glenn Beck on Fox News. A report says Barack Obama is not born in this country."
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 12, 2010
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The most pathetic excuse for a television news channel that I've ever seen. I could personally shit in a bucket and then write a report saying that I did not take a shit in the bucket and be more accurate than Fox News. These people fucking disgust me. I can't believe there are idiots this fucking stupid. See republican for more examples of idiocy.
The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.
by Ross January 12, 2005
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