Smegmational

adjective-

A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.

The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.

by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011

smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

by Argusm May 6, 2007

smegmatic

An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency

your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'

The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism

by jimi123 March 11, 2010

smegmatic

slow-acting; sluggish; phlegmatic; dull.

The company needs to fire all smegmatic people.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011

Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 22, 2004

Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2022