Smegmaman

The name of a biological robot hero with a penis with a assortment of abilities. He shoots a stream off hot liquid. Shots of sticky glue. Out his skin tipped arm.

Smegmaman is the one hero that can save us

Smegmaman by Garrison parkour February 27, 2026

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

smegmadon by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

Smegmavenger 

One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.

The smegmavenger got my smegma back!

Smegmavenger by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019

smegman 

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

smegman by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

Smegman 

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

Smegman by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021