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smashbag 

1. A bag that needs/could be smashed

2. A mimsy that could take as much smashing as your grandma

3. A packet of instant mashed potato

4. A piece of memorabilia from a mashed potato alien craft (UK advert) (note could be flange like)
1. This paper bag is surprisingly flimsy, Yes infact it is smashed

2.Holy Moly, Chris, I thought that your gran could take a smashing, just look at the broken flange flaps on that biatch!

3.
Chris:This mashed potato tastes like shite!
Adam:Of course , it is instant after all!!

4. Here, Take this smashbag as a token of our appreciation?
smashbag by craigyh November 25, 2007
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smashagram 

A photograph of the breasts made by X-ray; also : the ever so fuckingly painful procedure for producing a mammogram.
Gotta run to get a smashagram. I'm soooooo looking forward to it.
smashagram by KristiW December 23, 2007
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Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.
No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.
smashfag by magma! February 24, 2011

Smash Bag 

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement
Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!
Smash Bag by Just Lew It October 12, 2006
A tagged Facebook photo where you're so drunk you don't remember the picture being taken.
Jen: Saw your pic on Facebook from the club. You look pretty wrecked.

Jess: I was at the club?

Jen: Must be a smashtag.
smashtag by J.J. Mac October 4, 2011

Smushbag 

Originated from douchebage. Means to be a good lay in bed.
He was such a good smushbag last night.
Smushbag by JaneCState November 14, 2010

smashrag 

A newspaper or magazine that publishes only the hottest and newest information.
(british voice) Did you see that on the telly, or in the latest smashrag?
smashrag by R3port3r October 4, 2012