Smashage

A text message sent with the intention of fucking them upon their response.

Hey fellows, I am going to have to leave after she responds to this smashage.

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Smushage

Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.

Smushage by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

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A photograph of the breasts made by X-ray; also : the ever so fuckingly painful procedure for producing a mammogram.

smashagram by KristiW December 23, 2007

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massage that ends in sex, or a sexual ending massage

smassage by Grrlikealion October 14, 2021

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My friend gave me a Smassage that I loved

Smassage by Carneezy February 26, 2013

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A rampage of smashing (hooking up) for a period lasting at least three weeks.

Back when I went on my smashpage I had to get an std test.

Smashpage by Dc1544 November 25, 2016

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A trooper who is an FTL and has very bad luck in trials.

Slashage is my friend

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