smashtag

A tagged Facebook photo where you're so drunk you don't remember the picture being taken.

Jen: Saw your pic on Facebook from the club. You look pretty wrecked.

Jess: I was at the club?

Jen: Must be a smashtag.

by J.J. Mac October 4, 2011

smashagram

A photograph of the breasts made by X-ray; also : the ever so fuckingly painful procedure for producing a mammogram.

Gotta run to get a smashagram. I'm soooooo looking forward to it.

by KristiW December 23, 2007

Smashtard

Smash Bros. fanatics who play and focus on only Super Smash Bros. don't even play any other Nintendo games. As a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.

Smashtard: Oh man, Wario, Marth, Ike, and Captain Falcon kick so much ass in this game!

Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?

Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!

by ShadowMan2 June 14, 2011

smashfag

Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.

No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.

by magma! February 24, 2011

Smashtastic

Awesome. Ace. Good. Fabulous in any way, shape or form. You wish it to your friends like so:

Have yourself a smashtastic day darling.

by ericLOVE May 6, 2009

Smashtasticate

To absolutely destroy something, beat it into the ground, completely annihilate.

Can also be used to demonstrate how thoroughly you've beaten somebody in a competition such as a game or sport.

We smashtasticated them guys at football last night!
That dog got smashtasticated by that car!
I'm gonna smashtasticate this guy with a baseball bat.

by TheSmashtasticator November 27, 2016

Smashtastic

Someone who's Sexy and Fantastic that you would fuck

Dam, She's Smashtastic

by Cblayl1 August 23, 2011