smashrag 

A newspaper or magazine that publishes only the hottest and newest information.

(british voice) Did you see that on the telly, or in the latest smashrag?

smashrag by R3port3r October 4, 2012

Smash Rag

A towl, t-shirt, sock etc that is stored in arms reach of the place a man masturbates or regularly has sex etc. A smash rag should not be washed very often.

'Oh honey ive got jiz in my belly button. Can you please fetch me the smash rag?'

Smash Rag by Cato84 February 11, 2010

smashagram 

A photograph of the breasts made by X-ray; also : the ever so fuckingly painful procedure for producing a mammogram.

Gotta run to get a smashagram. I'm soooooo looking forward to it.

smashagram by KristiW December 23, 2007

smashfag

Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.

No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.

smashfag by magma! February 24, 2011

Smashrash 

A rash obtained upon sleeping with a person in possession of unclean genitals. Can be used to describe a yeast infection.

"Ah man, I totally did that Hillary check so hard last nigh"

Friend: "watch out buddy, the last person she boinked got a smashrash"

Smashrash by Turbanate May 12, 2013

smashtag

A tagged Facebook photo where you're so drunk you don't remember the picture being taken.

Jen: Saw your pic on Facebook from the club. You look pretty wrecked.

Jess: I was at the club?

Jen: Must be a smashtag.

smashtag by J.J. Mac October 4, 2011

smashbag 

1. A bag that needs/could be smashed

2. A mimsy that could take as much smashing as your grandma

3. A packet of instant mashed potato

4. A piece of memorabilia from a mashed potato alien craft (UK advert) (note could be flange like)

1. This paper bag is surprisingly flimsy, Yes infact it is smashed

2.Holy Moly, Chris, I thought that your gran could take a smashing, just look at the broken flange flaps on that biatch!

3.
Chris:This mashed potato tastes like shite!
Adam:Of course , it is instant after all!!

4. Here, Take this smashbag as a token of our appreciation?

smashbag by craigyh November 25, 2007