smashback

A flashback to having sex (smashing).

Person A: Blah blah blah
Person B: Soz I couldn't hear you because I was having a smashback :o

by burningbush2 May 9, 2018

smashback

A flashback you have after a heavy night.

Oh dude smashback! I made jelly in the bath last night.

by spookymuffins September 27, 2007

sassbacker

When someone younger than yourself talks back to you in an insolent way.

After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."

by jpg3 August 25, 2010

Smashbook

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.

Smashbook

by funihuni September 6, 2013

bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.

Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

by Willllll t March 26, 2008

splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.

Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...

by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006

splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

by eradacator486 November 10, 2017