Smashpage

A rampage of smashing (hooking up) for a period lasting at least three weeks.

Back when I went on my smashpage I had to get an std test.

by Dc1544 November 25, 2016

smashface

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

Smushage

Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.

by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

smashagram

A photograph of the breasts made by X-ray; also : the ever so fuckingly painful procedure for producing a mammogram.

Gotta run to get a smashagram. I'm soooooo looking forward to it.

by KristiW December 23, 2007

smashfag

Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.

No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.

by magma! February 24, 2011

smassage

massage that ends in sex, or a sexual ending massage

babes do you want a smassage?

by Grrlikealion October 14, 2021

Smashpiece

n. a very attractive female whom you would consider having sex with.

"Yo, check it out, look at the smashpiece that just rolled in!"

by Diego Fuego January 6, 2010