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sluttorney 

An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.
He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.

She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.
sluttorney by Momus the Sarcastic December 2, 2009
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Sluttony 

Excessive indulgence in slutty activities; the tendency to indulge in said activities, esp to the point where a person may need professional help.
Her sluttony knows no bounds. I get so tired of hearing about her adventures in sluttony.
Sluttony by CyberSquirrel3000 February 16, 2009
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sluttony 

Joe's friends commented on his sluttony after seeing him devour 4 extra large pizzas without getting off the couch.
sluttony by demtho March 22, 2008

sluttony 

the act of engaging in excessive prostitution.
Sluttony is rampant among the red light district.

sluttony 

an overwhelming, often compulsive desire for loose women
His sluttony was so severe, he spent 90% of his earnings on prostitutes.
sluttony by millertime8 October 27, 2010

Sluttony 

When your fat friend can't stop chowing down on chocolate-covered dicks long enough to lose weight.
"Why does Mandi always have so many male visitors?"
"I don't know man, she's fallen victim to sluttony."
Sluttony by Dunden May 17, 2019

Sluttony 

A practice of promiscuity indicative of saturated sexual value; a crime of sleaziness committed against one's own self respect
We here, the peers that formerly whisper loud enough to know what we say to one another about you, hereby hold you accountable for the commission of sluttony, because you sleep with people for food, you hoodrat.
Sluttony by 90069 August 19, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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