noted

a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"

John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!

Bob: noted.

by amdude March 11, 2010

noted

an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.

1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"

by arachnidz February 24, 2010

noted

When someone has realized their mistakes and owns up to it.

"Why have you gotten yourself knocked up Sandy?"said Patrick. "Noted. Me and Spongebob should fuck a little less."replied Sandy apologetically.

by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

noted

bored, a state of feeling no excitment or energy, dull and uninteresting, feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity.

Ah, dude i'm so noted. Tryna chill?

by halighaliee May 23, 2009

note-for-note

Absolutely the same

Grant Lee Buffalo's "We've Only Just Begun" is almost a note-for-note re-creation of the Carpenters' version.

by WangK August 06, 2008

Noted

Another word for " Got that" or "I'll take it into account".

Person 1: You stink. You should take a shower.

Person 2: Noted.

by AshKetchumPoketraineer February 05, 2019

Noted.

When used as a reply, shorthand to express that the message is received. Does not convey any emotion or opinion.

"My new cell # is 555-1234"
"Noted."

by Difffy February 22, 2010