21 definitions by Momus the Sarcastic

fogey flash

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

sluttorney

An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.

He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.

She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 3, 2009

pawdicure

Trimming a dog or cats nails.

I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 10, 2011

carmageddon

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 15, 2009

skankatrocious

skankily atrocious or atrociously skanky; either way, really nasty.

He: Who was that skankatrocious dude you were with last night?

She: Your cousin.

by Momus the Sarcastic June 3, 2010

bandalize

bandalize, verb, to destroy of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.

The Who bandalized the local hotel causing thousands of dollars in damage.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 15, 2009

muttrosexual

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 2, 2009