slaptard

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

sluptard

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.

"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."

by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

by _mlp_ January 10, 2019

slastard

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

snaptard

An amateur photographer who is unprepared for a fleeting photo-opportunity, or slow to snap the photo as a scene evolves, thus missing the key moment.

He's such a snaptard; the deer stood looking at us for ages, and then wandered off while he fumbled in his bag for the camera.

by hillsider September 22, 2010