slaptard
Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.
slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003
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Slamtarded
The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
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sluptard
sluptard by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016
sloptardism
A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.
sloptardism by _mlp_ January 10, 2019