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Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
Related Words
A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)
Damn, that was one hell of a slapar last night. She loved that steak!
slapar by variari October 7, 2019

Saptarshi 

The Saptarshi (सप्तर्षि saptarṣi a Sanskrit dvigu meaning "seven sages") are the seven rishis who are extolled at many places in the Vedas and Hindu literature. The Vedic Samhitas never actually enumerate these rishis by name, though later Vedic texts such as the Brahmanas and Upanisads do so. They are regarded in the Vedas as the patriarchs of the Vedic religion.

The Big Dipper asterism is also called 'Saptarshi' or 'Sapta Rishi' in Hindu astronomy.
The Big Dipper is an asterism of seven stars that has been recognized as a distinct grouping in many cultures from time immemorial. The comprising stars are the seven brightest of the formal constellation Ursa Major.

Ursa Major is a constellation visible throughout the year in most of the northern hemisphere. Its name means the Great Bear in Latin. It is dominated by the widely recognized asterism known as the Big Dipper, which is a useful pointer toward north, and which has mythological significance in numerous world cultures.
The constellation of Ursa Major has been seen as a bear by many distinct civilizations
Ursa Major is also known as 'Saptarshi mandal' in India

source: excerpts from wiki for the respective terms.
In astronomy, an asterism is a pattern of stars seen in Earth's sky which is not an official constellation. Like constellations, they are composed of stars which, while they are in the same general direction, are not physically related, often being at significantly different distances from Earth. An asterism may be composed of stars from one or more constellations.

Undoubtedly, the best-known asterism is the 'Big Dipper' aka 'Saptarshi' aka 'the Great Bear'. Composed of the seven brightest stars in Ursa Major, where they delineate the Bear's hindquarters and exaggerated tail, the Dipper is often the first grouping of stars shown to beginners in the Northern Hemisphere.
Saptarshi by BIKeINSTEIN February 4, 2010
Residual fecal matter in a toilet basin, usually in the form of thin striations.
Most etiquette books recommend that guests not leave slagtar in the toilet of their host.
slagtar by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006

sloptart 

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded
At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.
sloptart by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

Slaptack 

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.
Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.
Slaptack by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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