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slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.
"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."
by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008
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slastard

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body
a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute
by Josiah D. July 7, 2008
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Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
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slaptard

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.
After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.
by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003
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spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
by Ashley November 12, 2002
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spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard
You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.
by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015
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slustard

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard
"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night
by mitzul September 16, 2009
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