slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

slastard 

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

slastard by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

slaptard 

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002

spastard 

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

slustard 

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard

"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night

slustard by mitzul September 16, 2009