slastard
A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.
slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008
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slastard • spastard • shastard • slustard • sastard • Slagtard • Slamtarded • slaptard • slashtard • Spastardicated
Slamtarded
The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
slaptard
Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.
slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003
spastard
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spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015
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