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a deer is a stupid animal that makes no noise and jumps in cars alot (beware the deer's brain shut off after a hour of thinking like a normal animal)
Shut up you deer!
by Sexy nonce January 31, 2020
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.
by Nickaliszious January 01, 2009
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It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.
Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!
by Justin Willis May 09, 2005
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An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.
Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.
by The cougs August 19, 2009
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a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't
A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.
by greenman81 May 12, 2011
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Commonly used in Kenton ohio. Always reffering to students that go to Kenton City Schools.
You fucking deer
Stupid deer
Welcome to kenton, home of the deer
by Carlos Mencia Jr. April 18, 2007
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