sluptard 

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.

"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."

sluptard by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016

sluntard

A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.

Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

sluntard by The Most Dangerous Animal May 21, 2007

slutarded 

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

slutarded by FireBox June 27, 2006

slutard

the infusion of the words "slut" and "retard". A "slutard" is a retarded slut, or a slut retard.

Hey bizzatch! You're a slutard!

Look at that slutard!

You're dumber than a slutard!

Are you slow? Or just slutarded?

slutard by aok May 1, 2006

Stuptard 

A person acting stupid and retarded.

You're such a stuptard.

Stuptard by KiMugga January 25, 2014

slaptard 

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

sloptardism by _mlp_ January 10, 2019