Slagtard 

When someone is acting like a slag and a retard at the same time.

“Luke is a slagtard”

Slagtard by Centre back Reb November 27, 2019

Swagtard 

(Plural Swagtards) ¹Someone who overuses the term "swag", mostly Hypebeasts. ²Can be used in place of "Hypebeast."

Swagtard: Oh, is that a lollipop? Swag. Can I have some?
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.

Swagtard by TotallyBaked March 12, 2012

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

slagtar 

Residual fecal matter in a toilet basin, usually in the form of thin striations.

Most etiquette books recommend that guests not leave slagtar in the toilet of their host.

slagtar by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006

slangtard

1: One who contributes to the urban dictionary but lacks the attention to detail and/or literary skills to use proper spelling, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.

2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.

1. The slangtard could not even spell "one" without leaving out a letter. He thought hipocrite was actually a word.

2. The slangtard attempts to use his entries to tell us he is a genious. He defined mensan as "me".

slangtard by Big D-41 November 1, 2006

slaptard 

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003