sloptard 

a person how is both a slop and a tard; a person who has already been considered a lazy, sloppy dumbass that shits the bed at everything he attempts; grotesque in appearance with the mind of a third grader

"Look at that dude taking a shit by that tree." "What a fucking sloptard!"

sloptard by dpmoney August 5, 2012

Slootard

–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them

–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being

"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"

"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"

Slootard by SAVAGE GM February 4, 2010

sloptart 

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded

At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

sloptart by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

slaptard 

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

Slowtard 

Someone who is slow and retarded.

That guy Gregg is a fucking Slowtard.

Slowtard by Thimble October 20, 2003

slotarded 

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

sluptard 

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.

"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."

sluptard by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016