Slamvan

A lowrider built off of a truck or a station wagon, typically including hydraulic suspension.

Carlos spent months turning an old Volvo into a proper slamvan that won a competition this week.

by TheFreeMan April 1, 2013

Slamvan Slut

A person who gives away their xbox account information to get slamvans on GTA 5.

Jesus christ, grayson is a real slamvan slut

by Av_geek_SU47_F111_B36 March 23, 2023

scamvangelist

A modern day snake oil salesman. A charlatan, preacher type (usually a fundamentalist, Protestant Christian) who hawks her/his wares on television, promising miracles of a spiritual, or secular nature if the viewer would just fork over the cash. Think Peter Popoff’s “Miracle Spring Water,” or Jim Bakker’s “Buckets of Survival Food” for doomsday. These types think nothing of draining your grandma’s savings account while tooling around in a pink limo…think back to Jan and Paul Crouch of Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN).

When my boyfriend met my uncle Fred, he thought he seemed like a used car salesman, or a scamvangelist, because he wanted to sell us a timeshare.

by GRocco June 10, 2018

Slampanion

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.

Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'

by P.N. March 30, 2010

Slamkanversation

Any conversation you have with a another person who is only capable of talking about or listening to issues that pertain to his or her life. Usually the topics consist of editing, writing, or filming movies. They always have a lot of "projects" to tell you about and know a lot of "industry" people. Usually their head is much too large for their body sort of like Ben Affleck or Minnie Driver.

I tried to call Ben and ask him if he wanted to go to the concert, but I got stuck in another Slamkanversation.

Every conversation with my girlfriend is a Slamkanversation of the worst kind.

Look at Bill stuck in a Slamkanversation with Mr. Smith over there.

by Sloppy Sal December 21, 2009

Slambangle

An adjective or verb that can be used anywhere it sounds appropriate (see examples).

Dude, I totally slambangled that chick last night.

Dude, that chick was slambanglin' !

Who slambangled all the whiskey?

Dude, don't slambangle my shit!

This beat is slambanglin'.

Last night was slambanglin'.

by JRLE February 4, 2010

slavanna

A slav who is a savanna

I fucked a slavanna and she was 70lb of pure unadulterated fun!

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021