Slampanion 

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.

Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'

Slampanion by P.N. March 30, 2010

swagpanion 

(swag-PAN-ion)

n.: someone with shared swagpatibility brought to you by destiny to accompany you on swagical journies.

We're no only friends, we're swagpanions

swagpanion by AshleyTheAmazon August 15, 2011

grand slampion 

An honorary title earned by eating four Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts in one day.

After eating his fourth Grand Slam Breakfast that day, Eddie became a Grand Slampion.

grand slampion by Big Dave 17 October 1, 2019

Clampanion 

1. a female companion; a term used to categorize a female friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation.

2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.

Trisha prefers to have several clampanion's instead of a serious commited girlfriend.

"Dude, did you see those clampanion's over there?"
"Yes, they're rinickulous"

Clampanion by chucklesmenow April 21, 2010

Slapation 

When you ejaculate into your hand making a puddle slapping her in the face with it

Bro I beat my meat and. Gave her a slapation

Slapation by Slapation October 19, 2020

Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.

"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"

Slampion by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021