Slamkanversation 

Any conversation you have with a another person who is only capable of talking about or listening to issues that pertain to his or her life. Usually the topics consist of editing, writing, or filming movies. They always have a lot of "projects" to tell you about and know a lot of "industry" people. Usually their head is much too large for their body sort of like Ben Affleck or Minnie Driver.

I tried to call Ben and ask him if he wanted to go to the concert, but I got stuck in another Slamkanversation.

Every conversation with my girlfriend is a Slamkanversation of the worst kind.

Look at Bill stuck in a Slamkanversation with Mr. Smith over there.

Slamkanversation by Sloppy Sal December 21, 2009