skyjaculate
skyjaculate by uttam maharjan November 13, 2010
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Spejaculate
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"
Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009
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shejaculate
the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter
Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.
Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.
Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
shejaculate by smurfdog April 21, 2014
swajaculate
when swaggin off, swaggle is the result. it lands on everyone and eventually coats the entire room, becoming the life of the party.
wyatt: look at brandon over there, talkin it up with 7 bangin babes and swaggin off in the corner.
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: WTF!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: WTF!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick
swajaculate by Batman Robbins November 9, 2011
Shejaculate
What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.
Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.
Shejaculate by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021
styjaculation
styjaculation by Gronkaus January 17, 2010
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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