spajaculate
he spajaculated all over
spajaculate by charlie25 April 19, 2009
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Spejaculation
;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"
Spejaculation by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009
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Swagjaculate
1. To ejaculate in a manner that does not betray the portrayal of swag.
2. To ejaculate semen that is composed of at least 60% swag.
2. To ejaculate semen that is composed of at least 60% swag.
Yo, I swagjaculated all over mah bitch last night. I ain't show no emotion. I be representin mah swag at all times.
Swagjaculate by DrownAFishie January 1, 2012
Sharjaculated
Sharjaculated by eddy2 April 10, 2010
Spejaculate
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"
Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009
shejaculate
the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter
Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.
Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.
Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
shejaculate by smurfdog April 21, 2014
Specjaculate
Specjaculate by Shane O September 6, 2007
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