spajaculate

To expell sticky substance looking like seman out the mouth

he spajaculated all over

by charlie25 April 19, 2009

Spejaculation

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

Swagjaculate

1. To ejaculate in a manner that does not betray the portrayal of swag.

2. To ejaculate semen that is composed of at least 60% swag.

Yo, I swagjaculated all over mah bitch last night. I ain't show no emotion. I be representin mah swag at all times.

by DrownAFishie January 1, 2012

Sharjaculated

The act of Sharting while climaxing.

I was so hungover at my last rub and tug I sharjaculated all over.

by eddy2 April 10, 2010

Spejaculate

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

shejaculate

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter

Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.

by smurfdog April 21, 2014

Specjaculate

An explosion of speculation over something very small.

That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.

by Shane O September 6, 2007