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To have a sudden onset of the shits that you cant hold. You start sweating and getting a sharp stabbing pain in your guts.
Dude i was in the mall today and i had a case of the demon!

No i cant come out and play i am being hunted by the demon!
by smurfdog January 3, 2008
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the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter
Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
by smurfdog March 14, 2014
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