Spejaculate

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

spellculate

To fake the spelling of an unfamiliar word.
Can be inserted in informal writing, in brackets, after any guessed-at spelling - so you still look stupid, but at least aware of it.

I hate trying to write people's surnames; I always have to spellculate.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2009

Spejaculation

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

Sneejaculate

1) Sneezing at the same time you ejaculate.

2) Ejaculation caused by sneezing.

I sneejaculated when I had sex last night.
I sneejaculated in math class, thank god no one saw.

by ErenYayger October 22, 2014

shejaculation

The female ejaculation often caused by a tender caress of the "g-spot" in a "come hither" motion. Related words are shejaculate (n) and shejaculate (v).

Heather shejaculated all over my face and eyes, so now I can't see bitch.
Her shejaculation got all over my bed.
I had to wash her shejaculate off my sheets the next morning.

by Kevin Keegan February 12, 2005

specjaculation

A portmanteau of "spectacular" and "ejaculation". Used to describe an ejaculation that is so great, it spurts out like a fireman water hose.

Oh my god the sex was so mind-blowing, I was thrown to the ceiling when Kyle had a specjaculation.

by melancholy1 January 20, 2009