swajaculate 

when swaggin off, swaggle is the result. it lands on everyone and eventually coats the entire room, becoming the life of the party.

wyatt: look at brandon over there, talkin it up with 7 bangin babes and swaggin off in the corner.
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: WTF!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick

swajaculate by Batman Robbins November 9, 2011

Swagjaculate 

1. To ejaculate in a manner that does not betray the portrayal of swag.

2. To ejaculate semen that is composed of at least 60% swag.

Yo, I swagjaculated all over mah bitch last night. I ain't show no emotion. I be representin mah swag at all times.

Swagjaculate by DrownAFishie January 1, 2012

Sharjaculated 

The act of Sharting while climaxing.

I was so hungover at my last rub and tug I sharjaculated all over.

Sharjaculated by eddy2 April 10, 2010

Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

shejaculate 

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter

Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.

shejaculate by smurfdog April 21, 2014

Shejaculate 

What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.

Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.

Shejaculate by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021

spajaculate

To expell sticky substance looking like seman out the mouth

he spajaculated all over

spajaculate by charlie25 April 19, 2009