skwinkles 

An action that one does when one is excited. Put your fingers to the sides of your nose and wiggle them while saying "YAY!"

If you receive a good grade on a test, you would perform "skwinkles" to express your excitement.

skwinkles by Alexa April 19, 2004

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

yellow sprinkles 

Another term for giving someone a Golden Shower.

“Bro I totally gave her yellow sprinkles last night! My bed was soaked!”

yellow sprinkles by TheMotherfuckingPeeLord February 25, 2019

Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.

Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."

Skip the sprinkles by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

Swindleshanks 

One who cheats others out of their hard earned money by trickery of a low order

That boy be a swindleshanks if ever I saw one!!

Swindleshanks by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Donut with sprinkles 

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

Donut with sprinkles by SimianFriday March 5, 2019