skwinkles

An action that one does when one is excited. Put your fingers to the sides of your nose and wiggle them while saying "YAY!"

If you receive a good grade on a test, you would perform "skwinkles" to express your excitement.

by Alexa April 19, 2004

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

yellow sprinkles

Another term for giving someone a Golden Shower.

“Bro I totally gave her yellow sprinkles last night! My bed was soaked!”

by TheMotherfuckingPeeLord February 25, 2019

Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.

Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."

by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

Swindleshanks

One who cheats others out of their hard earned money by trickery of a low order

That boy be a swindleshanks if ever I saw one!!

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019