Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

swindlefuck 

Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value.

Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it

Some swindlefuck just gave both of us a $200 fine for a fender bender that we had already sorted.

The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.

Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.

My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.

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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.

swindlefuck by faireOwl June 26, 2018

skinklefuck 

a word used as an insult. used to offend someone in a funny and rude way

you skinklefuck
you are a skinklefuck
isaiah is a skinklefuck

skinklefuck by fuckin piper May 15, 2024

skinklefuck 

A word to describe someone, used instead of “asshole”

Used as an insult or nickname

A funny name to call a friend

Sometimes used in a respectful way

You skinklefuck
You’re a skinklefuck
He/she is a skinklefuck
Hello Skinklefuck

skinklefuck by calva is bald May 22, 2024