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shwinkle winkle 

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.
I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.
Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.
Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018
The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Shrinkle 

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one
Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.
Shrinkle by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

ShfinkleHiemer 

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.
OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!
ShfinkleHiemer by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018