Shwinkle

When a man or woman shits and tinkles at the same time

Man, I took a long shwinkle yesterday.

by Bill T. Johnson March 16, 2010

shwinkle winkle

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.

I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin April 2, 2017

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

ShfinkleHiemer

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.

OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018