Skrinkled

A woman who has spent too much of her life being skanky, which in turn has caused her to look older than her actual age. This results in her being skrinkled.

My friend is dating this girl that's the same age as us. She's been with all his friends and looks super old. She's completley skrinkled!

by Neecy03 September 28, 2010

Skrinkled

A wrinkled up grimace or paper that is skrinkled.

The paper got all skrinkled up by the cat.

She skrinkled her face up in a grimace.

by CatMom13 November 6, 2022

Thrusty Sprinkle

A scatter or pour of small drops/particles of cum as a result of the penis thrusting too hard during intercourse prior to orgasm.

He was having the best sex of his life when I realized he was pounding me so hard he accidentally let out a thrusty sprinkle.

by Legs4days July 8, 2014

willy sprinkle

Refers to a male releasing his urine (through the penis)

I am desperate for a willy sprinkle

by switchunsaften April 28, 2013

The Downward Sprinkle

You jump off a building with your partner and while you are falling to your death you must cum in her bum before hitting the ground otherwise you lose the game.

"Did you hear about the suicide last week" "Yea but he did The Downward Sprinkle So he didn't die in vain"

by Boredabit July 3, 2018

sprinkle genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols bars or parties looking for abandoned drinks they can consume due to their own lack of booze or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating drinks or drink cups.

He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.

by drBHat December 13, 2010

sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.

I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.

by MomToKate September 27, 2010