The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.

A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.

An excuse to cover up masturbation

A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.

See also: grower

Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.