The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.

A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.

A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.

An excuse to cover up masturbation

Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.

A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.

See also: grower