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skimme

encouraging someone to hurry up and give them something.
Quit usking around and skimme the damn skimmer already you rums
by rob August 21, 2003
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skimme

to clean up a pool and or to give somthing to
Skimme the pool you patty rums.

Skimme my dick assshole!
by Anonymous December 7, 2006
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Openwater Swimmer

Wikipedia: Martin Soriano is a Philippine openwater swimmer from Ilonggo. He was the first person on record to swim the Guimaras-Iloilo Strait, a 7.7 km (4.2 nm) crossing accomplished on 7 August 1994, starting from the Buenavista Wharf in Guimaras to the Iloilo river wharf across the Iloilo Strait.
Martin Soriano is an Openwater Swimmer from the Philippines 1994
by Cyclonetrading July 13, 2021
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swimmerseye

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.
After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.
by jpg3 December 27, 2010
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Swimmers

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020
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Stimmel

To spill any combination of food or beverage on your shirt and/or tie while eating.
This cheeseburger is messy. I hope I don't stimmel myself.
by LongLivePJS August 8, 2017
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Little Swimmers

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009
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