All swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport, and don't mind getting up at ungodly hours to train excessively. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. When they get like this, the only medicine is about 3 miles worth of swimming. The longer you train, the faster you are, the better you feel.

Male Swimmers are usually extremely fit, and have big penises. Usually have a six pack and insane arm muscles, however, some are just skinny. It doesn't matter, all guy swimmers are great in bed and super hot. Plus they are awesome boyfriends, very thoughtful. Swim practice is about 2 and a half hours of thinking time, while moving your arms and legs until they burn.

Female Swimmers are pretty much the chillest girls you'll ever meet. They're always tan and never cold. Used to vigorous training, everything else is cake for them. You want to date a swimmer. They're just a lot of fun to be around. Stays fit all year round, even when swim season's over because female swimmers hate being out of shape.
Guy: Man, football practice was tough today...
Swimmer: LMFAO I'll show you tough.
by cagedanimal April 10, 2010
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An overall sexy individual. The girls almost always have a hot body. i.e. Natalie Couglin. All swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed because they have really strong hipflexors. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. The only girls that can even compete with the hotness of a cheerleader!
Dude 1: My girlfriend is a swimmer.
Dude 2: Man you are so lucky. They are the hottest girls ever ;)
by Rebecca1011 March 3, 2012
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an overall sexy individual. The girls almost always have a hot body. i.e. Natalie Couglin. The guys are sick. They are ridiculous athletes and can not be compared to their pussy counterparts during the winter. Such as basketball, and wrestling. Swimmers are also known to appear to be on pot. They are lazy, always hungry, and sometimes have bloodshot eyes due to the chlorine. This is only due to the ridiculous amount of training. They are also really good in bed.
Hot Girl 1- Hey

Hot Girl 2- hey the other night i had amazing sex with a swimmer. He kept going and going
Hot Girl 1- Nice, im going to get laid by a swimmer now
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A swimmer is an underappreciated person, but fully appreciates what they do. Not many people notice all the 5 am practices, or the 12 hours a week of practices and dryland. They give up so much for just that one time cut or championshp race. They know how to work hard, be made fun of, and they go through everything with their teammates. If you think you are a swimmer's best friend, check out her teammates. They've been through everything together- from bad races, to almost getting kicked off the team, to pots-practice starbucks. Every swimmer has a role model- whether it's a pro, and olympian, a summer team coach. Swimmers know how to work hard and get what they want. Even if it means not shaving for months (girls) or shaving all the time (guys).
The swimmer in our class is always a hard worker.

Why do the swimmers get to leave early for a "meet"?
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The term used for the sperm that fertilizes the egg.
"I can't believe you had a swimmer!" said Fiona when the pregnency test came back. The baby would be born, that Autumn.
by InnocentVice August 12, 2005
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When you shoot your delicious sperm into your girlfriend or wife.
"Dude look at all those swimmers in you"
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A swimmer would be classified as VICTORIA G!!!!
Possibly the greatest swimmer ever to be born to the planet Earth. Great at fly...way better than Mandi. And doesn not appreciate people laughing when she wears her "Kiss me i'm a swimmer" shirt. And she's pretty G as well.
Omg look at that swimmer. i wish i could be just like them, too bad my name starts with an A or M or R and not V!!!
by Big Bertha* June 9, 2010
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