rob's definitions

cheshma

Macedonian word for a tap, but also means when a women has an orgasm and blows alot it looks like a tap with water coming out, we call these types of women a cheshma

eg. "taya pitchka techit cako chesham"
that girls pussy runs like a tap

by Rob March 6, 2005

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 30, 2005

kiet ngo

similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.

Man o man, My boyfriend pulled a Kiet Ngo last night. There was feces all over his mouth

by rob March 8, 2005

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

by Rob December 1, 2003

heising

denial of service attack by posting a newstopic on heise.de with a link to a specific website. while every dumb-ass will click on the link (dont touch the red button....which one, thiiis? *push*) the webserver will go down for a time x

by rOb October 17, 2003

douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

by Rob April 21, 2003

Hardees

Good Food Bad service, in other words it sucks

Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"

by Rob January 14, 2004