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cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries
I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.
by rob April 4, 2003
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you send me

#1 Hit for Sam Cooke in 1957.

It describes a feeling of love so deep, it takes you to another world.
Darling you send me
I know you send me
Darling you send me
Honest you do, honest you do
by Rob March 20, 2004
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pom

a very cool band from the 00's, full of wonderful girls who are very friendly and nice.
i <3 PoM!
by Rob September 14, 2003
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rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
by Rob May 13, 2005
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Dead Meat

Your Dead Meat!
by Rob October 25, 2003
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sparten

a word describing something that is sparce
by rob April 30, 2005
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sub way 666

The baddest skate crew ever! soon to take over the world. Based in Monmouth in south wales.
by rob November 13, 2003
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