rob's definitions

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 30, 2005

kiet ngo

similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.

Man o man, My boyfriend pulled a Kiet Ngo last night. There was feces all over his mouth

by rob March 8, 2005

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

by Rob December 1, 2003

wiggout

somebody who cannot handle either a) drink or b) drugs without acting like a fool

look at that crazy wiggout he cant drink more than two pints

by rob September 29, 2003

douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

by Rob April 21, 2003

dowager

a cutie.

what's up dowager!

by rob April 6, 2004

sp00n

Trashbag of enormous proportions..

Andrew doubled dumped at 4pm because he's a sp00n.

by rob November 28, 2004