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Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
by Rob October 29, 2004

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Laughing My Ass Off
Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.
by Rob March 13, 2003

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-Usually used to label someone as stupid.
-Not commonly used to make fun of the disability.

Also, see Qizzer.
"He just chugged fourteen beers and now he's going out driving."
"What a retard."
by Rob January 12, 2005

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Spaz - From spastic, the disability.
Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded
Dave ran around screaming with his tounge hanging out like a spaz
by Rob July 24, 2004

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To be tarded twice..
John who is tarded.. is now retarded
by Rob March 15, 2004

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The Study of all things Wumbo
see Wumbo
Steve is a Wumbologist of the highest degree, and knows of many wumbo things better than most
by Rob October 16, 2004

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A crazy ass punk-metal or metalcore band with intense vocals and complex guitar riffs. A7X is another way to write their name.
Person 1: Dude, Waking the Fallen is a straight album.

Person 2: Fo' serious. My fave track on that bi' be Second Heartbeat.
by Rob April 22, 2005

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