rob's definitions

fas

1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo

2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.

Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow

by Rob January 25, 2005

Pizzaface

Face resembling freddy crueger

Pimps galore!

Oh hey what's up.. oh who's that? oh that's just vinny pizzaface..

by Rob December 18, 2004

Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

The UPS Patricia

A specific truck that once started, dispurses crack rock from the exhaust pipes and fuel tank.

Damn dude The UPS Patricia is a rock star!

by Rob February 7, 2005

sp00n

Trashbag of enormous proportions..

Andrew doubled dumped at 4pm because he's a sp00n.

by rob November 28, 2004

maen

a replacement for man, to be used in the comical sense

yer maen, that was cool.

by rob March 19, 2003

Homsar

He was killed by a heavy lourde.

Hey Homsar!

Yeah, what is it Strong Bad?

by Rob September 17, 2003