Definitions by rob

spread-bat 

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

spread-bat by Rob April 28, 2023

Blackillac 

Any vehicle of the Cadillac brand which has been extensively and personally stylized by its stylish African-American owner.

-me: Man, you have a nice Blackillac. Wish I had one!

-Blackillac driver: You can't, you're white.

-me: <frown>

Blackillac by Rob April 24, 2008

Zizza 

Weed or to smoke weed.

"Hey, bro, lets grab some zizza on the way to the Umphrey's show."
"Sure thing, man."

Zizza by Rob July 20, 2007

Broady 

Abbreviation for low income Melbourne suburb, Broadmeadows. Located in western suburbs and populated primarily by wogs, choccos and lebos. Primary location for public housing tenemants, large families and hotted up, usually stolen vehicles. Similar to Sydneys Bankstown

"My cousin Con was parked outside Broady Maccas for 5 minutes and someone stole the rims off his fully sick VL" or "Im going to visit my 378 cousins in Broady for Greek Easter"

Broady by Rob February 19, 2007

ADD 

Attention Deficit Disorder.

e.g., Rob has ADD

akimow

Hey what's up with Rob? Why's he jumpin up and down and scrathing his face?

Rob has ADD or akimow

ADD by Rob November 25, 2006

Nerd 

A person who has a warped sense of what is cool relative to the widely accepted norms. As a result they're often "intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic".

Example... that depends on what you think are widely accepted norms.

Nerd by Rob October 15, 2006

John Kerry 

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

John Kerry by Rob August 18, 2006