rob's definitions

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 12, 2005

rail

to have sex with

I was railing this girl while I was programming PHP.

by rob July 9, 2002

huggie bear

see pimp; name used to identify good-looking males that get all the ladies

Rob is definately huggie bear material. The girls won't leave him alone

by rob December 6, 2004

Ivar's Special

Noun. Slang. Refers to the dreaded C-bomb...Chlamydia. The fishy discharge from the cock and/or cunthole and the spelling of the word chlamydia combine to make the Ivar's Special.

"Man that fucking cunt gave me the Ivar's Special. Dirty slut."

by Rob January 12, 2005

brikc

The coolest person alive

Brikc > j00

by Rob August 23, 2003

Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

snollygoster

a shrewd or unpretetious person

lindsay is a snollygoster

by rob April 4, 2003