The act of 'Skimming a Lip' is where you get very close to having intercourse with a women, but sadly don't get the chance. You might only get to 'skim a lip' of the vagina with your finger.

'So did you get any last night then? ' 'Nah, I only skimmed a lip'

Skimmed a lip by J-bobs2499 December 19, 2023

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semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).

"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

semi-skimmed homo by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014

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Semi-skimmed

A Turkish man who is a mass producer and dealer, most notably known for his work in dodging tree branches in the streets of london.

ay ur semi-skimmed man

Semi-skimmed by ratman123123123 March 21, 2024

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Bubby Skimmer

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"

Bubby Skimmer by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006

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skimped

when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed

that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch

skimped by Anonymous May 14, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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