shiftyclaybob's definitions

butthook

When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.

Aaron loves getting a nice butthook

by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010

The Rad Rectangle

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.

Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.

by shiftyclaybob March 14, 2010

A Slick 20

A twenty-dollar bill

Hang on guys I'll be right down, I need to grab a slick 20 out of my room.

by shiftyclaybob March 21, 2010

Bmisk The Dragonslayer

A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............

Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?

Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.

Sean: This is true!

by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009

The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

Tankasaurus Rex

A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.

Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!

Clay: Oh ya?

by shiftyclaybob September 16, 2009

rippindicular

a triple-hybrid word made up of the words ripping, ridiculous, and tubular, used to describe something with all three characteristics.

Ben: Hey Clay i just did some really extreme parkour around campus today! I even did a dumpster to refrigerator box 360 spin onto wooden crate then backflip gator into a garbage can!

Clay: Rippindicular!

Ben: Thanks much

by shiftyclaybob October 2, 2009