A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009
A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.
Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!
Clay: Oh ya?
Clay: Oh ya?
by shiftyclaybob September 16, 2009
Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???
Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.
Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.
by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010
A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............
Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009
Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.
by shiftyclaybob November 16, 2009
Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?
Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010
Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.
Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
Harold: FML.
Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
Harold: FML.
by shiftyclaybob January 27, 2010