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sheetload
A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
skeetload
skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008
Slepload
{SLEP-LOAD)
A video, show or movie uploaded to the internet that is used en masse by viewers to fall asleep. Sleploads usually contain monotone or consistent speech throughout the majority duration of the content. Sleep inducing quality may be intentional or unintentional by the creator.
A video, show or movie uploaded to the internet that is used en masse by viewers to fall asleep. Sleploads usually contain monotone or consistent speech throughout the majority duration of the content. Sleep inducing quality may be intentional or unintentional by the creator.
Slepload by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
Sheetload
Sheetload by Adam David Doyle October 2, 2007
Sleepadelic
Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.
"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"
Sleepadelic by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011
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