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sleepload 

v. the act of sleeploading someone.
n. like a wet dream, but induced by a third party.
Man, I sleeploaded him so hard!
sleepload by FlareW November 1, 2013
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sleepload 

The act of sleeploading someone.
Like a wet dream, but induced by a third party. And making them cum all over themselves.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally sleeploaded Ron the other night!"
Guy 2: "No way, that is so sick dude, I bet he'll wake up disgusted!"
sleepload by Flume101 November 1, 2013

sheetload 

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.
Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.
You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.
skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008

Slepload 

{SLEP-LOAD)

A video, show or movie uploaded to the internet that is used en masse by viewers to fall asleep. Sleploads usually contain monotone or consistent speech throughout the majority duration of the content. Sleep inducing quality may be intentional or unintentional by the creator.
Yeah! My favourite Youtuber just released a new slepload!
Slepload by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

Sheetload 

A full spreadsheet of work to do!
Man! Rich, I have a sheetload of work to do today!
Sheetload by Adam David Doyle October 2, 2007

Sleepadelic 

Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.
"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"
Sleepadelic by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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