sleepload 

v. the act of sleeploading someone.
n. like a wet dream, but induced by a third party.

Man, I sleeploaded him so hard!

sleepload by FlareW November 1, 2013

sleepload 

The act of sleeploading someone.
Like a wet dream, but induced by a third party. And making them cum all over themselves.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally sleeploaded Ron the other night!"
Guy 2: "No way, that is so sick dude, I bet he'll wake up disgusted!"

sleepload by Flume101 November 1, 2013

sheetload 

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.

Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!

sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

skeetload

Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.

You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.

skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008

Slepload 

{SLEP-LOAD)

A video, show or movie uploaded to the internet that is used en masse by viewers to fall asleep. Sleploads usually contain monotone or consistent speech throughout the majority duration of the content. Sleep inducing quality may be intentional or unintentional by the creator.

Yeah! My favourite Youtuber just released a new slepload!

Slepload by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

Sheetload 

A full spreadsheet of work to do!

Man! Rich, I have a sheetload of work to do today!

Sheetload by Adam David Doyle October 2, 2007

Sleepadelic 

Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.

"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"

Sleepadelic by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011