simpter

a skater who also simps over girls.

Tony: man he's such a simpter

Jaws:YES

by BIGFLOOFDASIMP December 29, 2020

Charlie Simpter

Charlie Simpter (or Sumpter) is a massive simp for a girl that he says has weird hair now. His last name Simpter is derived from him being a big simp.

Yo are yo Charlie Simpter?

No im not a simp

by Netcablr6169 March 15, 2020

Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

Simper Saiyan

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Simptard

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

by slamtastic March 30, 2020